A verdict is rendered.
Category: Surreal Humor
Addio Papa Gio
The Cremonesi family gathers to say goodbye to their chef.
Flesh Pepper
“Hello, I am Flesh Pepper, your home helper.”
Steal Your Sunshine
Welcome to Milk-Lime Mint Burger. How may I help you?
Public Speaking Flesh
“Hello. My name is Krista Cream…”
Smile, Resting B**** Face
Y’all only saw in her what you wanted to be, happy. But you couldn’t, so you drained Miss Ezzy for it.
Lux Halifax v. The Huddle
“Oh, Lux? Yes, you have a question?”
Run Millennial, Run!
A silhouette danced in front of the doorway, breaking mother’s attention from a gripping crime thriller.
Shh… My Parents Are Working
HEYOO! Tom did it again. I hit him in the shoulder, a stinging, light punch. He flinched, rubbing his shoulder like he earned a battle wound.
Strawberry Rainbow Eye-Squinting Sour Sweet Squishy Shake
A Treat to Remember
The Horrible Luck at Summer Thorn
A preview of the local news opened with a grim flash briefing.